Blizzard Kidzz

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The most epic learning experiences... ever!

Blizzard Entertainment is proud to announce a new line of videogames set to capture the imagination of a whole new generation of gamers. Designed for a young audience, Blizzard Kidzz™ games strive to present children with not just the most epic, but also the most educational gaming experiences... ever.

Parents can rest easy knowing that their children are learning important life skills covering topics such as history, science, reading and writing, and much more! Blizzard Kidzz™ games feature characters and settings from our most popular franchises, so epic lessons are always just a mouse click away.

Here is a taste of some of our upcoming lineup:

Zergling Teaches Typing

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Skzzzt! Brnnchh! W’rkncacnter! Learn these and many other important zerg vocabulary words while also dramatically improving your words per minute and keystroke accuracy. (Ages 6 and up)

Reader Ravager

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Join Reader Ravager as he devours tome after tome of ancient lore, teaching kids a valuable lesson—that reading isn’t just fun, it’s downright delicious! (Ages 6 and up)

The Westfall Trail

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Lead a band of settlers from Lordaeron to Westfall while learning all about the history of Azeroth! Hunt, manage inventories, and more! But beware: danger lurks around every corner. Don’t die of dysentery! (Ages 6 and up)

Turbo Science Vessel

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Help captain Quasar and his crew maneuver through the Koprulu Sector by answering exciting questions about science! Learn how a warp drive works, how to tell if a star is about to go supernova, how to screen colonists for viruses, and more! (Ages 10 and up)

Strat Blaster with Edmund Duke

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Listen up cadet, the Dominion needs you to keep us all safe from those nasty space bugs called the zerg and those psionic creeps known as the protoss. In my training course, you will learn all about interstellar warfare, the finer points of politics, and how to patch up a downed battlecruiser. (Ages 12 and up)

Where In Sanctuary is Deckard Cain

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Oh no! Uncle Deckard got lost while compiling notes for the Book of Cain! Help Leah find her uncle by solving puzzles and collecting clues about the vast world of Sanctuary. (Rated M for Mature)

External links

Blizzard Entertainment (US) Blizzard Kidzz: Educational Games Preview by Blizzard Entertainment

News

WoW Official Game Site (US) New Blizzard Kidzz Series to Offer the Most Epic Learning Experiences . . . Ever! by Blizzard Entertainment, Mar 31, 2012 11:47 PM PDT