This is a silly article

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I'm jealous of every Felguard

Underneath the sun

I don't wish I had a Felguard pet, no

I wish that I WAS one.

Oh I wish I was a Felguard,

with bad teeth and spiky back

With a charge that doesn't miss

Whenever I attack

To be able to enter combat

With a bar full of blue rage

to start shooting off specials

the very moment I engage!

To wield a mighty 2H axe

without worry of the cost

A felguard isn't 'normalized'

so no rage there is lost

And to fight my foes half naked

without a speck of fear

Oh to be a felguard

un-dependent on gear!

Sure I'd be a warlocks slave

won't bother me in the least

No different than things are now

I'm shackled to a priest!

So Blizzard if you're listening

(Yeah right, we've no such luck)

I wish I was a Felguard

So then I could cease to suck.

By Cwnannwn of Argent Dawn, US

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