Sword of a Thousand Truths (South Park)

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Randy, a level 2 Human Hunter (did not exist in the actual game when the episode was released) named Falcorn, handing his son Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

"It was foretold, that one day, heroes who could wield the sword might reveal themselves."

A fictional legendary sword used in South Park episode #147 "Make Love, Not Warcraft". The weapon is needed to defeat an unspeakably powerful Alliance griefer who mercilessly kills Alliance Players and Blizzard Game Masters.

Sword origins

The sword was originally in the game inventory, but was sadly removed due to the 'raw power' of the blade.

In World of Warcraft

The sword exists in-game as the [Slayer of the Lifeless], its name referencing a scene in the episode in which a programmer asks "How do you kill that which has no life?" The sword does not have the same abilities, but it uses the same model and bears the flavor text "Foretold by Salzman."

[The Hungering Cold] is another sword which shares the same model, but has different stats and lacks the flavor text.


  • "The Sword of a Thousand Truths" was also the name of [Gladiator's Slicer] during the Burning Crusade beta. It contained the message "Finely crafted to Salzman's specification."
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